If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!



if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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"Rape accusations ruin people’s lives!"

You know what else ruins people’s lives?

B e i n g r a p e d

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i think my parents would yell at me if i died

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idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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pros to dating me:


  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza togethercuddl

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take a chill pill, your honor

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